Inner Peace:

● If you can start the day without caffeine;

● If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains;

● If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles; 

● If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it;

● If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time;

● If you can take criticism and blame without resentment;

● If you can conquer tension without medical help;

● If you can relax without alcohol;

● If you can sleep without the aid of drugs;

…Then You Are Probably …

The Family Dog!